Swoon.
I'm very happy for my friends, but I will be honest; I plan on seducing their dining set. I will woo it with Danish Oil and furniture wax. I will gently polish it and whisper to it how lovely it is. I will slowly chip away at their relationship until suddenly, one day, my dear friends will arrive home to find their dining room empty save for a note informing them that their dining set has run away to live with me.
I am a terrible person.
I haven't been this jealous since fourth grade when Kayla Stellar got a haircut and I suddenly realized she was pretty.
Pray for my soul.
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